Dear Mr Angry. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Is it because just like me, they long to be close to you?

 If I was Karen Carpenters brother I would have said EAT SOME FOOD YOU SKINNY BITCH YOU HAVENT HAD A SHIT IN 3 MONTHS. She had a nice voice though.

Dear Mr Angry. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Is it because just like me, they long to be close to you?

Do you have an angry fetish for "angriness"?

What's best, sherbet dibdabs or them pop rock things?

I was walking home from work and came across a dog turd. I picked it up, took it home, and after I broke through the crust (I think it was quite old) I masturbated into that faeces too... do you do square turds Mr Angry?

I masturbated into my faeces today

i love you

Dear Mr Angry. Do you love or hate Marmite ?

wo abc

You didn't do anything special for us today, Mr Angry considering that today is April 1st, looks like someone is overdoing the horse tranquilisers.

I meant your website, it's been a slow couple months, if not years, for it hasn't it? Maybe it's your existence that is driving away the masses, or that case of piles you had which you documented graphically on your myspace.

i have trapped wind

Its been a slow couple of months hasn't it? Your a cock.

The D & M Show is great isn't it Mr Angry?

It's my birthday today. When is yours?

Happy Christmas you square headed cunt

I send you out for fucking milk and you come back three hours later with a pot of fucking chutney you stupid dam fucking smelly cunt. What the fuck is the matter with you? When you finish at the office, and make sure the bastards pay you overtime, pick up a lettuce and no fucking moaning or nee neee blah blah bollocks you do when you can't be arsed to get off your fat square hairy fucking arse you cunt. Love Mrs Angry. If you fucking put this on your website, I'l fucking rolling pin your head you fucking cunt. xxx

Are you aware that the government are introducing a tax on imaginery characters in 2008?

Gordon Brown has royally fucked up the Labour Party in record time, Tony Blair must be laughing his cobs off. Should manky Scots be telling the English how they should be running their lives?

Hi I'm Brian Barwick and no fucker wants this England job apart from that bozz eyed twat Harry Redknapp, I wouldn't give him the steam from my piss. Who do you think I should give the England job to Mr Angry?

How many people read this page?

How the fuck do you get an Iphone to connect to a wi-fi network?

Nano nano oup e do a nano nano we bop

You go to one of Gordon Ramseys restraunt, what do you order to piss him off?

Is the left hand better than the right?

With all this Bird Flu m'larky it looks like the shortage of turkey is going to bump up the price to about £100 per bird? What are you going to be eating for your Christmas lunch Mr Angry?

Can you do my economics homework for me, maybe afterwards you might feel like you've accomplished something apart from your online owl spunk delivery service.

Sorry can't deliver your crack tonight. How about tomorrow night sametime?

Have you ever tried to check your own prostrate?

For an angry person you dont have much to say do you?

Hi I'm Gordon Ramsay, do you want me to rustle up something nice with those fish heads you are given to eat, you fucking cunt?

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